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Comedy Central
Jan 17, 2013 10:15am PST
midst of a serious conversation about guns. the nra has been clear thought would meet any gun laws with serious resistance. >> they are getting the message out rncht president's kids more important than yours? why is he skeptical but putting armed security in schools when his kids are protected at their schools? >> jon: and why does he get to veto bills and command an army when we don't? all right so the conversation has started and we're off to a deplorable start. [ laughter ] i swear to you if i didn't know any better and i'm not a big conspiracy guy, i would think the nra is an elaborate after vant geard joaquin phoenix style joke or a false flag operation run by michael moore in an attempt to discredit responsible gun owners. your response, mr. president. >> i believe the second amendment guarantees an individual right to bear arms. i believe most gun owners agree we can respect the second amendment while keeping an irresponsible law breaking few from inflicting harm on a massive scale. >> jon: interesting open on his part. i thought he was going to say if you bring up my kids again
Comedy Central
Jan 14, 2013 7:25pm PST
cut the number of these killings, why not try? >> we have many, many laws pertaining to guns already. >> we have laws banning murder but we still have murders. >> drunk driving do we go to the ford motor company and tell them stop making automobiles because people get drunk and kill people in cars? >> jon: so we do charge bartenders who serve drunks, and launch public awarance campaigns and have tougher drunk driving laws because it might just bring drunk driving rates down by -- i don't know -- two thirds in a few decades. like magazine sizes smaller magazines for guns. make them have to reload more. >> can i do that pretty quick. >> jon: you are fast fingers graham the foremost gun enthusiast slash speed or gamy champion? the world. how he uses his gun hands to make such delegate paper art. why it's a mystery. [ laughter ] all right. magazine restrictions won't help. how about we keep all the guns except weapons designed purely to go after enemy soldiers. >> we've had a so called assault weapons ban for ten years. studies said it made no difference. it was ill conceive and
Comedy Central
Jan 21, 2013 10:00am PST
. you know? what did he say. >> justice scalia made a joke about yale law school. justice thomas' alma mater and according to the court transcript he said, well, he did not -- and that's all he said. [ laughter ] >> jon: well he did not? i was going to after seven years you have to make them out. you're out of order! luke, i'm your father. that is unconstitutional. you can't handle the -- that's four (bleep). well, he did not. what does that even mean. >> what thomas appeared to be suggesting was that an ivy league degree didn't necessarily mean the lawyer was qualified and the courtroom erupted in laughter. >> jon: really? [ laughter ] good room. so that's your only equip you've been there seven years and no other equips. not a -- that's what she said? sounds like my wedding night. nothing? aristocrats, nothing? probably the last time we'll hear from him. you know he's going to pull a costanza.>> >>[cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight is cbs news chief washington creant and moderator of "face the nation." please welcome back to the program mr. bob schieff
Comedy Central
Jan 18, 2013 1:00am PST
dictates did king bama decree. >> president obama asked congress yesterday to pass new laws ins -- instituting universal background checks and bans on assault weapons and high capacity magazines. >> jon: two things, one, those measures enjoy, i believe, majority support in the latest poll. and two, when tyrants want something they they generally don't ask their legislative bodies if that would be okay. they tend to proceed what is the word i'm looking for tie rannicly? what am i missing? >> a total of 23 executive signs signed directly impacting your right to keep and bear arms. >> there are certain things in the executive orders that are unamerican and fascist. >> does he not believe in coequal branches of government. >> jon: the executive orders that is what makes him a tyrant. let's see what king obama is bypassing congress to do. executive ordered a launch of a national and safe responsible gun ownership campaign. ordered nomination of an atf director, a launch on a dialog on mental health and allug the centers of disease control to conduct research in the cause of gun viole
Comedy Central
Jan 21, 2013 11:00pm PST
and sisters are treated like anyone else under the law. medicare and medicaid and social security. they do not make us a nation of takers. they free us to take the risks that make this country great >> jon: one last thing i want to make this clear. my health care plan is designed to kill your white grandparents. kill 'em dead. yep. thank you. we of course are focusing on today's coverage of events. we'll start with jessica williams down at the capital. what did you think of the speech? >> hello, jon. jon, i loved it. okay. it was fresh. it was new. it was unexpected. yet very classy. you know, i thought the speech really helped frame the president's agenda. and an interesting and i think sexy -- probably not the right word -- but i'm going to say it anyway. in a sexy way >> jon: i get it. i'm assuming you're referring to your new bangs >> oh, jon, i'm not. what? oh, you mean my ba-b and. ba-bangs >> jon: it's a great new look. clearly the first lady... >> no, jon. the first lady. i've been sporting this for ages. >> jon: that's terrific. we'll go to al madrigal at the white house.
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